Life Lessons 20 - 24.

20.  All stereotypes are grounded in some kind of truth.

21.  Dead skunks resemble the smell of ground coffee.  I know, you're thinking "What the hell?"  But  
       I'm serious...next time you smell a dead skunk, pretend you're sitting in Starbucks, and tell me if 
       it's not similar in scent.

22.  Pepper spray expires.

23.  Wearing spandex leggings in public without a shirt long enough to cover your ass cheeks,
        should be illegal.

24.  Really nice ink pens are hard to come by.

....to be continued.

Life Lessons 12 - 19.

12.  There is not a cleaner, detergent, or deoderizer that will remove the smell of cat piss.

13.  Tootsie Rolls mask garlic breath.  Don't judge, just try it next time you eat something oober garlicy.

14.  When you have a good idea....write it down.

15.  The terrible twos really are terrible.

16.  Smile.

17.  Always take the time to hug your children.

18.  Everyone's an unintentional hypocrite in some aspect...including you....and me.

19.  Be passionate.

....to be continued.

Life Lessons 1 - 11.

Life is funny. If we let it, it can teach us so much about others, about the world around us, and most amazingly about ourselves. I'm starting this post today, but it will continue in the days, weeks and months to come. They're in no particular order of importance, just lessons I've learned in my days on planet Earth.

1. Being an adult is overrated.

2. Running over jaywalkers is not legal, but it should be.

3. You can tell a lot about a person by the bumper stickers on their car.

4. God gave us a sense of direction before He gave us GPS.

5. Breakfast for dinner is always exciting.

6. True love really does wait.

7. Racism is taught.

8. Learning to laugh at yourself is a quick fix to embarrassment.

9. There's a fine line between ghetto and redneck...a very fine line.

10. Prayer works.

11. Choose your battles wisely.

...to be continued