Life Lessons 20 - 24.

20.  All stereotypes are grounded in some kind of truth.

21.  Dead skunks resemble the smell of ground coffee.  I know, you're thinking "What the hell?"  But  
       I'm serious...next time you smell a dead skunk, pretend you're sitting in Starbucks, and tell me if 
       it's not similar in scent.

22.  Pepper spray expires.

23.  Wearing spandex leggings in public without a shirt long enough to cover your ass cheeks,
        should be illegal.

24.  Really nice ink pens are hard to come by.

....to be continued.